Ellen's Hilarious Scare Montage

I love Ellen's show, but my favorite part is the way she scares her guests. It cracks me up to see their reactions. Even the bravest celebrity cannot escape her tricks.

Get some giggles - Watch this:

Joke of the month: Beware of using the wrong shampoo!

This is a warning to you all:

I have this morning figured out why I have been putting on weight and have lost control of my figure. 

I was washing my hair in the shower, and as I was a bit late didn’t bother to take my glasses off and for the first time read the details, other than the price, on my shampoo bottle. 

I am in shock! I am in great shock!

The shampoo I use in the shower, the shampoo that runs down my entire body every morning, says ‘for extra volume and body!’ Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start using “Fairy Liquid” the dish washer! It says right on the bottle, ‘dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove’.

It sure pays to always read the warning labels my friends!

Some Silly Animal Jokes

If you like being silly, these jokes are for you. I like finding silly jokes because my kids loves them and it makes me giggle even after a very stressful day. Here are some of my collections. If you have any, feel free to add them. I like getting more...

Q. What is the most musical pet?
A. A trum-pet.
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Q. What pet lays around the house all day?
A. A Car-pet.
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Q. What’s your pets favorite veggie?
A. The pet-atoe.
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Q. Which pet is a librarians favorite?
A. A cat-alog.
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Q. What dog hogs all the food?
A. A pet-a-greed.
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Q. What is an owl’s favorite subject?
A. Owlgebra.
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Q. What can go as fast as a race horse?
A. The Jockey.
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Q. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing a taxi.
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Q. Why was the lion’s neck all wet?
A. He had a leaky water mane.
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Q. What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A. A walk.
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Q. How does a Rancher count his cattle?
A. With a cowculator.
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Q. Which side of a dog has the most hair?
A. The outside.
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Q. What animal drops from the clouds?
A. Raindeer.
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Q. What has four legs and goes “Boo”?
A. A cow with a cold.
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Q. What do you call fourteen rabbits hopping backwards?
A. A Receding Hareline.
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Q. What do you call a baby whale?
A. A little squirt.
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Q. What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air?
A. A sleeping centipede.