If you like being silly, these jokes are for you. I like finding silly jokes because my kids loves them and it makes me giggle even after a very stressful day. Here are some of my collections. If you have any, feel free to add them. I like getting more...

Q. What is the most musical pet?
A. A trum-pet.
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Q. What pet lays around the house all day?
A. A Car-pet.
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Q. What’s your pets favorite veggie?
A. The pet-atoe.
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Q. Which pet is a librarians favorite?
A. A cat-alog.
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Q. What dog hogs all the food?
A. A pet-a-greed.
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Q. What is an owl’s favorite subject?
A. Owlgebra.
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Q. What can go as fast as a race horse?
A. The Jockey.
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Q. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing a taxi.
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Q. Why was the lion’s neck all wet?
A. He had a leaky water mane.
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Q. What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A. A walk.
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Q. How does a Rancher count his cattle?
A. With a cowculator.
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Q. Which side of a dog has the most hair?
A. The outside.
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Q. What animal drops from the clouds?
A. Raindeer.
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Q. What has four legs and goes “Boo”?
A. A cow with a cold.
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Q. What do you call fourteen rabbits hopping backwards?
A. A Receding Hareline.
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Q. What do you call a baby whale?
A. A little squirt.
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Q. What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air?
A. A sleeping centipede.